Stalk me, stalk me hard...
Lately I've been getting more stalkers than I'm used to. I'm getting all sorts of stalkers. Phone stalkers, online stalkers, you name it. It's mind boggling why anyone would waste their time and money on people they don't even know. And it's even more mind racking why anyone would wanna stalk me! I don't exactly see the attraction here.
And there's a reason why I said I'm getting more stalkers than I'm used to, instead of saying that I'm just getting stalkers. Well, the thing is, I've been getting stalkers almost my whole life. Some of them have gone to criminal lengths, and some of them just kept extremely low profiles. It's pretty scary and disgusting. Overall so far, my stalkers have ranged from 15 to 60 years of age. Yes, it's that bad.
I also have a lot of those awkward moments when a guy would come up to me to tell me that he has a crush on me. Those are such classics.
Let me share one example: You know Catholics have these special days (before a religious event, like Christmas) where they would all go to confess their sins to the priests at church. So there I was in church, sinful and all, when my ex-classmate from Catechism (that's religious class for you peeps) came up to me while I was preparing my mind.
Him: "I want you to be my girlfriend"
Me : "Uh, I don't think so"
Him: "I want you to be my girlfriend, I'll give you 5 minutes"
Me : "5 minutes to what?? I'm sorry okay, I don't think so.. I don't want to get into anything now"
Him: "Let me know..."
Me : "Uh, if you don't mind, I gotta go inside now"
He wasn't my type obviously. Anyway, turning somebody down at the entrance of a church isn't a fun thing to do. Was that a sin? *lol*
Oh, that was about 3 years ago. Last year at the church parking lot, I passed by him.
Him: "It's been 3 years and I haven't got an answer yet"
Me : "ha-ha, bye"
Well, if I wasn't clear enough 3 years ago, hopefully I was then. Anyway, back to the present, I'm still getting these kinda folks. Last night, I was talking to Ian on MSN about my stalker situation.
"Whoah, I knew you were hot, but I didn't know you were hot stuff!!", he commented.
I think I better not talk to the opposite sex when it comes to the topic of stalkers. At the same time, I was chatting with Yu-Ming on MSN, telling him that I'm encountering a lot of pervs. He commented that he couldn't help me, coz he's a perv too. Geez...
I also losing count of how many stalkers from which course/semester in uni are after me. Somebody tell me why...
And there's a reason why I said I'm getting more stalkers than I'm used to, instead of saying that I'm just getting stalkers. Well, the thing is, I've been getting stalkers almost my whole life. Some of them have gone to criminal lengths, and some of them just kept extremely low profiles. It's pretty scary and disgusting. Overall so far, my stalkers have ranged from 15 to 60 years of age. Yes, it's that bad.
I also have a lot of those awkward moments when a guy would come up to me to tell me that he has a crush on me. Those are such classics.
Let me share one example: You know Catholics have these special days (before a religious event, like Christmas) where they would all go to confess their sins to the priests at church. So there I was in church, sinful and all, when my ex-classmate from Catechism (that's religious class for you peeps) came up to me while I was preparing my mind.
Him: "I want you to be my girlfriend"
Me : "Uh, I don't think so"
Him: "I want you to be my girlfriend, I'll give you 5 minutes"
Me : "5 minutes to what?? I'm sorry okay, I don't think so.. I don't want to get into anything now"
Him: "Let me know..."
Me : "Uh, if you don't mind, I gotta go inside now"
He wasn't my type obviously. Anyway, turning somebody down at the entrance of a church isn't a fun thing to do. Was that a sin? *lol*
Oh, that was about 3 years ago. Last year at the church parking lot, I passed by him.
Him: "It's been 3 years and I haven't got an answer yet"
Me : "ha-ha, bye"
Well, if I wasn't clear enough 3 years ago, hopefully I was then. Anyway, back to the present, I'm still getting these kinda folks. Last night, I was talking to Ian on MSN about my stalker situation.
"Whoah, I knew you were hot, but I didn't know you were hot stuff!!", he commented.
I think I better not talk to the opposite sex when it comes to the topic of stalkers. At the same time, I was chatting with Yu-Ming on MSN, telling him that I'm encountering a lot of pervs. He commented that he couldn't help me, coz he's a perv too. Geez...
I also losing count of how many stalkers from which course/semester in uni are after me. Somebody tell me why...
Chewed out by Mystery Wolf at 7:39 PM
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It's the heavy metal yo. Draws boys like a magnet. They must figure you like chains and cuffs too.
No wait. It's the full un-Chinese eyes and lips. It's the luscious rolls of hair. It's the hidden sexuality waiting to explode in bright hot red leather. It's the don't-bother-me attitude that challenges them.
Michelle, I have something to tell you, but it just won't be as fun online or on the phone. Yes, I have something so award-winningly drippingly cob-worthy. :)
actually i agree with mr ian... if i were a lesbi, i'd have stalked you too! ahahahaha!!!!
-doggggggorific-
Well i guess...Everything is Fine now...The Band finally decided to "vote" me out...haha...its like a reality show now..!!But i am ok with it i could not play with a bunch of jokers anyway especially my drummer who takes nutin seriously except for her smokin....i also happy that it all happen! Hopefully god will bless them with a proper job after they finish thier studies...because they dont have anything left except for music.Those bunch of jokers need to come to the reality world..But at least i dont have to worry anymore about making a fool out of my self anymore.From today on i will not GIVE a DAMN about MAGE anymore..ITs NOT My PROBLEM anymore...i will no longer give them support as i am no longer a member of thier team...and i dont think i deserve to be with a bunch of fools.
*quoted directly from Jiro's blog*
-chingy-
Albert: I'm almost too scared to ask what you have to tell me, *lol*
Dolorific: Uh... *lol*
Chingy (wait.. same person la): Yeah I termasuk-ed Jiro blog. His blogs start from 'yippidydoodah' to 'warghhhhhh'.
My stalk is hard.
No, that's not the big corny line I had to tell you in person.
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