Comatosed Wolf

'Twas 3am yesterday while I sat in front of this very computer, working on 3 assignments at the same time, which was due later in the day. My vision blurred as my head was showing clear symptoms of a pre-exploding-headache. The accumulating oil on my face was enough to fry myself some fatal mid-morning snack.

I decided to chat with Amy who was online to ask her about her progression on her work.


"Done your documentary script yet?" she asked.

"Er, no... don't tell me it's due today..." I replied anxiously.

"Yeah it is, don't you know?"

"Fuck, I thought it was due later!"

"Nope, it's due in today with the rest of the research file"

"There goes any chance of sleep... Gotta go, bye!!"


I logged off in panic without giving Amy a chance to say bye. I started to sweat bullets.

"How the heck am I supposed to write a full TV documentary script in a few hours' time?!" I thought in an almost Friends Chandler-like way. And I still had to complete a storyboard for another assignment.

Forward time to 6am. The lights in the living room outside were all on in their brightest shade. Pencils, erasers, two kinds of rulers, and sheets of A3 paper cluttered a table. The storyboard didn't materialize yet. I was sitting in my room, facing the glaring monitor, working on the script, shoulders so hunched that my entire body was aching and the word 'zombie' didn't justify what my face looked like.

Forward time to 7:30am. The sun had risen and my pet birds were awake out on the balcony making loads of morning noises. As far as my work, only the outline boxes were drawn for the storyboard. My script was 70% done but still needed a lot of fine tuning. Like, how can you make-up a factual and visually-interesting script when you're short of time and half-dead? Tough shit. By then, Microsoft Word had crashed or hanged for at least 10 times, and I ain't exagerrating.

Forward time to 8:45am. Took a shower, but my head still felt heavy. My mom had woken up by then. Thank God, she made me breakfast instead of me just eating cereal. Something hot and filling seemed like the right thing to eat when you're in this condition. Continued working on the script until 10:30am to go to college for Anal-Lecturer-Lady's class at 11am. Did not complete storyboard.

Forward time to 12pm. Chingy and Lingy didn't know about the storyboard, so I submitted the assignment without the storyboard. Continued to work on script assignment in college, and submitted all assignments by 3pm, then went home while sleeping in car.

Forward time to 5pm. Snoozed on couch till 8pm.

Forward time to 10pm. Snoozed on bed till 2pm today.

That was some awesome snoozing :)