All I want for Christmas is... socks?!

It's time for Christmas gift shopping!

Try giving hints to your Aunts this time that you do not want socks or bottles of soap for Christmas this year... heh, I don't know why, but I hear that complaint a lot.

What we need are totally freaky pressies this season. And yours truly has compiled a refreshing list of unusual ideas for ideal Christmas presents for your consideration:

1. USB Mincepies
2. Caffeinated Soap
3. Pop-up Hotdog Cooker
4. Remote-controlled Farting Bear
5. Deer & Cow Pooper Set
6. Banana Guard
7. Mr.T Soap-on-a-rope
8. Little Whizzer Liqour Dispenser

Most of them might not be practical, but hey, beats getting socks!

You know what, I used to have a Magic 8 Ball when I was a kid, and after one or two years of having it, the water in it started to drain out. After that, it made a dissapearance, and was never seen again. I want another one!!

But really, I don't really know what I want for Christmas, but I sure as hell know that I want snow from Regina (even though it'll come a month late)! Hah... Jon's a 'snowman' (think 'postman'), he delivers snow to the needy snow-deprived people in the world.