The Annoying Repairman
FADE IN:
Our washing machine was making strange noises. My MOM called the REPAIRMAN over. Repairman agreed. This is our story (all dialogue transcribed from telephone calls):
INT. WOLF'S LAIR - DAY
Car descriptions are exchanged.
EXT. MAKRO CARPARK LOT - DAY
Mom drives over to Makro. Mom calls Repairman.
Eon doesn't exist anywhere near Makro, which also happens to be two-way now. Mom drives out to the entrance gates, Repairman calls again.
EXT. OUTSIDE GIANT - DAY
Drove to Giant, found Repairman's beaten up White Rusa, and led him to our condo. Repairman drove 20 kilometers an hour throughout.
EXT. WOLF'S CONDO'S GUARD HOUSE - DAY
We reach our guard house.
And thanks for ripping us off too, biatch!
Our washing machine was making strange noises. My MOM called the REPAIRMAN over. Repairman agreed. This is our story (all dialogue transcribed from telephone calls):
INT. WOLF'S LAIR - DAY
REPAIRMAN
I asked 19-over people, I can't find the way. I'm at Makro now, can you come show the way?
MOM
Fine, wait there, I'll drive over now.
I asked 19-over people, I can't find the way. I'm at Makro now, can you come show the way?
MOM
Fine, wait there, I'll drive over now.
Car descriptions are exchanged.
EXT. MAKRO CARPARK LOT - DAY
Mom drives over to Makro. Mom calls Repairman.
MOM
I'm at Makro now, where are you?
REPAIRMAN
I'm at Eon, Makro is one-way mah...
I'm at Makro now, where are you?
REPAIRMAN
I'm at Eon, Makro is one-way mah...
Eon doesn't exist anywhere near Makro, which also happens to be two-way now. Mom drives out to the entrance gates, Repairman calls again.
MOM
I don't see you anywhere...
REPAIRMAN
I'm at the Lusa showhouse at Giant...
MOM
(puts phone down) &@$#^*$!@^#$*!@&#
I don't see you anywhere...
REPAIRMAN
I'm at the Lusa showhouse at Giant...
MOM
(puts phone down) &@$#^*$!@^#$*!@&#
EXT. OUTSIDE GIANT - DAY
Drove to Giant, found Repairman's beaten up White Rusa, and led him to our condo. Repairman drove 20 kilometers an hour throughout.
EXT. WOLF'S CONDO'S GUARD HOUSE - DAY
We reach our guard house.
REPAIRMAN
Ooh! I've been here before many times, you didn't tell me it was in the golf course
MOM
Yes, I did, I mentioned 'KG****'.
REPAIRMAN
But you just told me the short form.
MOM
...
Well, Uncle, if you've been here before, you'd frickin' know our frickin' condo is situated inside a frickin' golf course!Ooh! I've been here before many times, you didn't tell me it was in the golf course
MOM
Yes, I did, I mentioned 'KG****'.
REPAIRMAN
But you just told me the short form.
MOM
...
CUT TO BLACK.
ROLL CREDITS.
ROLL CREDITS.
END.
And thanks for ripping us off too, biatch!
Chewed out by Mystery Wolf at 3:37 PM
:
OOO, OOOO, i wanna act, can i play the beat up kancil?
A.
Can you steal a golf buggy and drive it outside the golf course?
A., hahah, it's a beat-up Rusa, by the way. I'm pretty sure you'll be good for that part!
Albert, well I have seen some people driving out with golf carts but I don't think they go out too far.
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